omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just
I ship it
I ship it hardThe feels
Agent Grant Sleazbag: I’m everyone’s type.
Everything that happens now is in your hands.
Mutant-101: How To Be A Smartass
I’m really jealous of girls with cute laughs because it’s probably such a turn off when a guy tells a joke and I start making seal noises.
I’m comin’ out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine
“gotta gotta be down because I want it all”